swingsetindecember:

teenwolf:

If Parrish dies I’m quitting life.

spoken like any college grad with debt

(via petcrparker)

lunarshinobi:

reallyfoxnews:

reallyfoxnews:

Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183. 

The brunette part is really important.

Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Brunettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.

And as for redheads.

You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.

(via darrenpillowscriss)

scruffyshezza:

scruffyshezza:

We're not the same! I'm not... No, wait. Maybe we are [...]
I know what you deserve. Exterminate.

for kinusking

(via milverton)

ilarina:

We haven’t done all the things we’re meant to do. 

(via sorryareyoustarstruck-deactivat)

#natasha and clint sitting side by side on a couch#nat suddenly cracks up randomly#’what?’#’i just thought of another steve’s really old joke. i can’t wait to see his face when i tell him’

(via coyotecrackers)

be-the-jawn-to-my-sherlock:

why

(Source: blood-and-salt-blog, via coyotecrackers)

deanwinchester-thedisneyprincess:

kaitlyncreates:

Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye.

cherpes

(Source: camccaff, via coyotecrackers)